Meet Adaho Holder
Adaho Holder is a Cardano holder. He works at Chuck E. Cheese, having earned employee of the month twice in the past decade. Sometimes doesn’t know where his wife is. He enjoys watching men play with balls on TV, drinking Bud Light, and hanging out with his pet snake, Snek, his one and only true friend. Adaho suffers from low-T. He enjoys eating ham out of the fridge but only when his wife’s boyfriend, Chad, allows him to. He’s not allowed to use the internet past 9:00pm. He has three children, a 16-year-old daughter, Judy, a 10-year-old son, Duncan, and a 5-year-old son, Tyler. Judy and Duncan hate their Dad because he blew their entire college savings. His wife, Karen, pays all the bills and can’t rely on him to do anything. Adaho often spends his evenings in the corner watching Karen and Chad have a good time.
Adahonomics
| Token Name: | Cardano Holder |
| Ticker: | $ADAHO |
| Supply: | 1 Billion |
| Buy / Sell Tax: | 0% |
| Policy ID: | c51eec2b01dcec309306834c14b5a237f13ef2a631027edfed8a71eb |
Airdrop Details
We will airdrop 10% of the total supply (100 Million $ADAHO) to the first 2,000 holders of 50 Thousand or more $ADAHO. Once we reach 2,000 holders of 50 Thousand or more $ADAHO, we will airdrop 50,000 $ADAHO (0.005% of the total supply) to each wallet. Your wallet must hold at least 50,000 $ADAHO at the time of the airdrop to be eligible to receive the airdropped tokens.
Meet the Holder Fam
Adaho Holder
Low-T Dad, holder of Cardano.
Karen Holder
Mom extraordinaire, pays the bills.
Judy Holder
Troubled teen daughter, hates her Dad
Duncan Holder
Tech wiz. Suffers from child onset low-T.
Tyler Holder
Happy 5-year-old Son, loves his family.
Snek
Household pet, Adaho’s best friend, smoker.
Chad
Enjoys jogging shirtless, popular with the moms.
Hosky
Chad’s well-behaved dog, is great off-leash.
Roadmap
Phase 1
- Mint $ADAHO Token
- Socials
- Website Launched
- Community Outreach
- Dex Trading Live
Phase 2
Coinmarketcap / Coingecko Listings
2,000+ Holders
Airdrop
Marketing Acceleration
Phase 2
NFT Collection
CEX Listings
Comic / Cartoon / Game Development
Our ultimate goal is to become the most popular and entertaining meme in the Cardano eocosystem!
We also want to help Cardano holders improve their lives, increase their T-levels, quit their day jobs at Chuck E. Cheese, and hopefully make wife-changing returns, so their wives change and start being nice to them.
NOTE: $ADAHO is a meme token with no intrinsic value. There is no expectation for any financial return. The token is for entertainment purposes only.
Memes
NOTE: These memes contain highly offensive subject matter that might be disturbing to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised. All characters and scenarios are fictitious. Any similarities to real persons are purely coincidental.
Acknowledgements
The characterization of a Cardano Holder being a fat middle-aged manlet with low-T (who doesn’t know where his wife is) originated in Alex Becker’s lore which has been a recurring theme in the YouTuber’s crypo-oriented videos and social media content. A special thanks goes out to Alex Becker for keeping us entertained throughout the years.
Please note: This project, website, and/or the Cardano Holder ($ADAHO) token are NOT affiliated with Alex Becker, Cardano, the Cardano Foundation, Snek, Hosky or any other meme coin or crypto-related project. This project is purely an independent community-focused project for and by the people.
While we know that many Cardano holders have these same characteristics, this meme coin is a joke and an exaggeration. We understand that these struggles affect many men in their 30s, 40s and 50s. Especially American men who are into crypto and not just Cardano but all crypto. Our lives can be a struggle at times. We know what it’s like to have limited access to funds because it’s all locked away in crypto positions. Many of us are married to Karens and some of those Karens have boyfriends. But our conviction in crypto markets and especially $ADA is strong. We believe in this technology and the potential it can offer to positively impact our lives.
One of the goals of this project is to help men who are struggling, especially Cardano holders. We can’t help them grow any taller, but we can hopefully impact their lives in a positive way.